the journal of tbone mendez

dan_threat @ 2009-03-27T01:51:00

2009-03-26T14:55:43Z

how is it that stripper can alway spot a musiciain a mile away? and then try work your ego. hey, im not going to give u money with my number on it cos ull say ull call it, but my friend is more than willing to. joke on him i guess. free dance for me, which u wasted telling me of the crapping music u listen to, i dont care that u listen to interpol, i dont care that ur 35 and look 17, i dont care that my friend thinks im going to run guns up the east coast in exchange for this

dan_threat @ 2008-08-26T16:44:00

2008-08-26T06:46:08Z

i just rememeber. a week or so ago i caught a celebrity edition of uk wife swap. and who was the celebrity wife in question? none other than pete burns.
for those unfamiliar with pete burns, google or youtube is a must

dan_threat @ 2008-06-11T23:18:00

2008-06-11T13:19:18Z

sandra sully and the sports guy must be sleeping with eachother. just look at them when theyre onscreen together, theyre like giddy teenagers.

dan_threat @ 2008-06-06T00:41:00

2008-06-05T14:41:50Z

it saddens me that i will never love anyone or anything as much as cro-mags -age of quarrel.

dan_threat @ 2008-06-01T19:08:00

2008-06-01T09:09:13Z

if aids don't getcha then the warheads will

dan_threat @ 2008-02-18T19:15:00

2008-02-18T08:16:32Z

journey - 'don't stop believing' is probably the most perfect song ever written.

dan_threat @ 2007-12-20T00:23:00

2007-12-19T13:30:19Z

today i ventured out of the cave to hurl lightning bolts into a nearby village as i perched triumphantly on the highest point of my mountain. danzig did not join me as he was busy inside by the cauldron summoning demons to join our army of darkness to bring about the destruction of this wretched planet

dan_threat @ 2007-11-23T16:30:00

2007-11-23T05:34:03Z

i am seriously considering quiting my current life to travel the world learning the black arts. then become a warlock and live i a castle in eastern europe with glen danzig and mountains of virgins to deflower and sacrifice, and summon up demons to torment villagers

dan_threat @ 2007-11-21T02:27:00

2007-11-20T15:30:37Z

there isn't many of you that don't make me want to vomit shit out my mouth and destroy this wretched thing u call a planet. the sooner the better. i only hope that i am somehow responsible

dan_threat @ 2007-11-14T00:55:00

2007-11-13T13:56:36Z

i really need to quit the internet. it's not good for my mental health and feelings towards humanity

IAN CURTIS

2007-11-06T12:03:53Z

the only good thing ian curtis ever did was die so that new order could happen.

quit riding dead nuts douchebags

HAPPY BIRFDAY TO ME

2007-07-05T14:43:30Z

so im 23 now. what's new? i'm still a marxist feminist that hates marixists and women, and i'm still drunk. so not much at all. still realising im not gonna be a fully pledged lawyer till im at the old age of 25, so right now theres not really anywhere for me to go. yep. im just as constrained as the last year. but its kewl i got a killer best friend and a killer girlfriend (not killer in the murderous way. would be funny but). its kinda like in turk from scrubs, even though that show is a bit feminine, hey, there you go catherine mackinnon, ya crazy bitch, haha, nah its kewl, kepp it real nigga. not to mention a crew of slackers just like me at school to keep my sanity. not hat yall will read this anyways cos lets face it who read livejournal these days.

seriously though, power to the people. fuck im drunk.

anberlin is awesome. oooh ooh things are gonna change now. for the better.

hey gaiz. did u know that you could ellimate poverty but going to a rock concert? apparently so. wow. musicains and concern promoters are so noble. not to mention all the youngsters who use this as future refenrence to get a job when they realise the world doesnt work liek that and they wasted their time.

night yall. peace out.

p.s. god does not exist. sorry to spoil the end of the movie for ya

dan_threat @ 2007-05-03T19:51:00

2007-05-03T09:52:43Z

sometimes disappearing from my current life and living life on the streets is such an attractive option

dan_threat @ 2007-05-02T23:28:00

2007-05-02T13:29:24Z

when i finish uni im going to asia to train to become a ninja. either that or buy an instructional dvd

dan_threat @ 2007-04-15T17:33:00

2007-04-15T07:35:05Z

You're a fucking son of a bitch, you arrogant assholes
Your pants are too tight, you fucking homos
You suck, Mr. Buttfuck, you don't belong here
Go away, you fucking gay
I'm not a loser

dan_threat @ 2007-03-16T15:44:00

2007-03-16T04:46:25Z

overly religious people that constantly push their agenda are the scum of the earth and should be immediately exterminated. followed secondly by the athiests.

dan_threat @ 2007-03-13T00:04:00

2007-03-12T13:05:00Z

everything in my life sucks and is dull as shit at the moment, but hey what else is new. i wish i could just fast forward 5 or so years so i can start livin it up a lil

dan_threat @ 2007-03-09T00:22:00

2007-03-08T13:23:35Z

its pretty awesome that fruity poppunk is mega cool now so yall wont be riticuled and dont have to pretend to like hardcore to be cool anymore

dan_threat @ 2006-12-03T22:21:00

2006-12-03T12:21:03Z

remember the days when bands didnt have to have songs on myspace or a $1000 demo to get shows?

SPLINTER

2006-11-21T15:34:59Z

da rat dude is siq but dat lil bits of wood dat get unders ya skin is a bitch. it is ma foot and i cant even find itz, ittz lyke if micheal richards was wif a black peron in da dark, he could see em unless they did smiles

dan_threat @ 2006-11-15T12:09:00

2006-11-15T02:09:10Z

do kids that go to hardcore shows even listen to hardcore anymore? or is it all pop punk and hip hop?

dan_threat @ 2006-11-02T13:18:00

2006-11-02T03:18:53Z

dont shave your balls. just dont do it. it's not worth it

dan_threat @ 2006-09-30T23:24:00

2006-09-30T13:25:08Z

devil on the left
angel on the right
there's no mistake
who i'll be with tonight

STEVE IRWIN

2006-09-05T08:29:09Z

i didnt know him, so I DON'T FUCKING CARE!!!!!!!

school is hard and stuff

2006-08-02T06:56:07Z

500 pages of readings to do a week is awesome. oh well guess i just wont do it again, just like every other semester